sex facts u should know

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 24-May-2007 4:25:28

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 24-May-2007 14:09:01

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Post 3 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Thursday, 24-May-2007 23:38:35

wow this was great lol.

Post 4 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 25-May-2007 1:44:06

very good. lol.

Post 5 by cattleya (Help me, I'm stuck to my chair!) on Friday, 25-May-2007 6:40:44

Sending this one to friends. LOL!

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 25-May-2007 18:37:18

See? I knew being able to fake an orgasm was a good thing. Burns more calories than a real one. Hmmmm...

These are good. Thanks.

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 26-May-2007 4:32:41

What's an Italian Hanger?

Sounds better than watching a weight reduction video.

Bob